Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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