Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
do herpes really smell.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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