Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
