pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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