we have officially lost it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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