He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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