You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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