shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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