Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This house was built for laser tag.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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