I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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