no. you can't hotbox the world.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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