I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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