are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Farmville is her only friend.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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