I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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