I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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