would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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