Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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