Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
my poor anus
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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