She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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