Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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