I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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