i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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