that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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