yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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