He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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