Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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