this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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