Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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