its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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