She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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