Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I lost the right to judge tonight
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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