"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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