Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Shame - the story of my life.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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