no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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