CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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