I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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