sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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