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Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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