Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
pop tarts are not kleenex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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