Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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