I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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