You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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