I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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