just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We need to get me chipped asap
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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