you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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