You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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