My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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