I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
