We're facebook friends in real life
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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