I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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