Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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